i would imagine he's rethinking his decision to buy me a netbook for christmas right about now

While flipping through the guide just now, looking for something to watch...

Doug: Don Cheadle was in a movie in 1987? What was he, like 10 years old?

Me: Um, I was almost out of high school in 1987! He's way older than I am!

Doug: He is not! Besides, you were not almost out of high school. You were a sophomore.

Me: I was a freshman...whatever. Still he's older than me!

(and so, because I am able to without even getting up, I google "Don Cheadle.")

Me: He was born in 1964!!

Doug: Really?

Me: Yes! Well...

Doug: Well, what?

Me: Well, aren't you going to apologize for thinking that I'm older than Don Cheadle??

Doug: It's just that he looks so young!

Me: ...

Doug: And so do you...