While flipping through the guide just now, looking for something to watch...
Doug: Don Cheadle was in a movie in 1987? What was he, like 10 years old?
Me: Um, I was almost out of high school in 1987! He's way older than I am!
Doug: He is not! Besides, you were not almost out of high school. You were a sophomore.
Me: I was a freshman...whatever. Still he's older than me!
(and so, because I am able to without even getting up, I google "Don Cheadle.")
Me: He was born in 1964!!
Me: Yes! Well...
Doug: Well, what?
Me: Well, aren't you going to apologize for thinking that I'm older than Don Cheadle??
Doug: It's just that he looks so young!
Doug: And so do you...